Got my credit card statement for this month…



  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face


(Source: bluesirens)



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tolivefast-anddieyoung:

swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

omg- actually can’t breathe

THE “NA NA NA”s BAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



“you stole my name” AWWWW!

(Source: loganwades)



alittlebitridiculous:

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

I’m dying.

l-m-f-a-o

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)



Wow Thanks Canada,

Perfect weather is perfect.

… about time



(Source: n3scau)



The Lannisters

Hear them roar

(Source: raphmike)



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Rains of Castamere - Game of Thrones

And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that’s all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o’er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o’er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.

Ramin Djawadi, you’re doing it right.

(Source: themainmane)




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